| I spent my youth growing a mullet and learning to hold a guitar... |
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Sure enough, my years of guitar holding payed off when I became this
band's drummer...
[View our first review]. |
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As you can see I foolishly let the success go straight to
my head...
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As the years went on I managed to achieve every man's dream of
looking like this...
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Look at the quality on that.
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Then during the following years I realised that the best way to fulfil my
rock 'n' roll ambitions was to study computing. As you can see, during
these years of study my IQ had soared...
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Marvellous.
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